🎁 The 2021 Inside Crypto Holiday Gift List 🎁
There's always that one person on your holiday shopping list that's absolutely impossible to shop for. You know, that one who seems to have everything and refuses to accept cash or gift cards because of their centralization. Instead of redownloading the Tor browser and buying them Monero (XMR) again this year, check out these five must-have crypto gifts!
1) 4.0" Tungsten Cube ($3,499.99; Midwest Tungsten)
Digital gold meets physical tungsten. If you're shopping for someone with a propensity for the density, then they're sure to find this 41.62-pound cube simply delightful. This gift has been highly recommended by Castle island Ventures' Nic Carter, the Wall Street Journal, and Richard Behiel.
2) Inflatable Bitcoin Costume ($49.99; Hodlmoon)
Get that special bitcoin maximalist in your life a gift that will let them transcend their own centralized existence. The product comes complete with a mask and gloves for anyone looking to show off their love for bitcoin while "decentralizing" a bank.
3) Blockchain for Babies ($9.29; Amazon)
This one is for all of the NFT Dads out there looking to fast-track baby Chad to a FAANG internship and develop Solidity smart contracts. Give the gift of knowledge to your kids this holiday season, and they'll be taking up all of your bandwidth to mine Helium in no time.
4) A literal Shiba Inu (1 DOGE; NYC Shiba Rescue)
Finally give the answer to your friend who's been asking "wen SHIB" all year with a Shiba Inu this holiday season. Elon Musk tweeted about it, so this may be your last chance to get in before Shiba Inus take off.
5) Rug Pole (€84.95; Dekroo)
If you've ever been on Discord, odds are someone's already DM'd you about this project. Rug Poles are the hottest gifts for JPG enthusiasts this year. If you know someone who's constantly complaining about how low the floor is, help them elevate their rug with this gift.